I just got home from a long day at the office when someone knocks at my door. Annoyed, I find a boy dressed in a costume. It takes a minute for me to realize that it's Halloween. I forgot all about it, and I didn't buy candy. I probably have some candy inside, so I invite you in. You're nervous, but you sit down. Unfortunately the only candy I can find has in it. But you look old enough to handle it. In fact, you look too old to be trick-or-treating. I am showing off a little bit, and you're getting a little on the candy. I notice you've got a boner, and I decide to do something with it.